Staying in on Friday night is dangerous

I'm not drunk. Just thought i'd start off with that fact.
I didn't sleep fantastic last night, i have a real problem stopping my mind from racing before i go to sleep. I may have not only decided that the heroines in my novel are immortal, due to being the missing link and developing not only constant reproducing cells but reproducing "telomeres" @ the end of their dna strands.
 But also made a decision at some point in my life to enter politics. There are problems with this, apart from the obvious.

1) I hate political parties who refuse to compromise or fail to stick to their principles..
2) In my opinion those who want to enter politics either want fame, power or glory or all three and should be treated with immediate suspicion.
3) I cant morally side with any current political party. Left, right, centre is muddled and to be honest corrupted  
4) i want to be honest and perhaps a little sweary
5) I may offend some people who may not totally believe in equality, borders, charity and rehabilitation.
6) I make up my mind with research, argument and logical reasoning.
7) There is no way i can meet Nick Griffin without explaining that Britain has been shaped and made better by immigrants for almost 5000 years. Oh, and shoving a prawn cracker up his left nostril and a chicken tikka chicken bite up his right nostril.

So i will make my own Party - Manifesto to come once i have a few more restless nights -and rise up and liberate Britain under my wonderful philosophies (to come).